jokes i made up
1. what do you get when you cross a gay car with a gay guy?
2. there are three rabbis on a bridge and they fall off. while they are falling down one of them says to the other one … i never stold enough money from the other religions! and the other one goes to him … even you are greedy!
3. a biatch with HUGE tites gos into a bar and all these mexican guys are like “thats so nutss yo. one of them goes up to her and is like… essay let me to buy you a budweiser lite… so the lady is like “no way. i think you are probably poor and i only date the top richest 10 guys in the world cause they have to have a car that is worth at least 2 million dollars and a jet that can break the sound barrior and go above MACH7 and the mexican guy is like… “what is 12 million dollars, i only know what pesos are.
