i think there's something wrong with my...
Andy: I like Coffee Mate cuz it makes my poops slipperyMe: Tmi. you are gay abd a homo.
Andy: Shut up.
Me: whuts wrong with you i think you have to go bak to th e orphanage. and you shouldn't even be drinking coffee cause you are like i8. you are so freaking weird.
Andy: i don't want to go to school errbody hates me.
Me: that's cause you are such a freak and you don't know how to act or drews.
Jan 28th
tha concert fuuuucked. wtf they didnt even play Funky Fresh Country Club and they didn’t even...
Jan 26th
aiiiiiiiiiiight. uhjhhhhh.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. hawt
Jan 23rd
Pregaming for UKJ+lolz. me and my baby just kidding i dont...
Jan 23rd
Ugly Kid hisself
Jan 22nd
UKJ
ugly kid joe concert friday at 8. be there. lilz fugkin forgot to say where it is at...
Jan 22nd
eddie murphy
i forgot when he’s the riddler he’s also going to be liek Papa Klump: You want your...
Jan 15th
holy sh*t eddit murphy is going to be the...
Jan 15th
FUCKING FINALLY. FINALLY THE IODIT INTERNET HAS A FUCKING...
Jan 14th
Listen
wtf. there are no cool or sweet cars on the net today. how fucking gay.
Jan 14th
“Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and...”
— dice biatches. learn it
— dice biatches. learn it
Jan 14th
YOUR MOM
your mom is an ugly freak hahahahaha lmao
Jan 13th
charles Barkley my boy yo!!$ he straight...
Jan 13th
my mom is a stupid b*tch
me: what?mom: what are you doing?
me: i'm at fucking work leave me alone.
mom: you're in your room. or you left music on. i'm going to turn it off, its too loud.
me: no don't go in there i'll turn it off myself fuck you b**ch ass ho.
mom: that's better. so you are here?
me: no.
mom: you aren't acting very mature for someone who says they are going to move all the way across the country to Las Vegas on his own with no help from anyone.
me: shutup. you are gax.
mom: br
me: gay
mom: o.k. we'll see about that brad
me: we'll see about that cause you are a dumn and stupid bitch who will go to hell. i'm going to have sex with everybody on earth then you'll see but just girls cause you can't stop me from doing anything.
mom: we'll talk at dinner hon
me: “There was a while when I was feeling like, 'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go through all this'.” - Eminem
you just don't get it Mom.
Jan 13th
I know this guy.
Jan 12th
this sweet new car they just came out with
Jan 12th
monday
ugh. monday’s are the worst. i’m going to f’ing quit my job f this. i need some...
Jan 12th
Best Cool Car of the Week
Jan 9th
My man Eli. PIIIIIIIIIMPIN’
Jan 9th
who's is fired up for football this...
even though my team, the Cowboys, got knocked out of the playoffs in the last game of the season, i...
Jan 9th
Watch
YES! Yes! this video sums up everything i think about everything once and for all. RESPEK!
Jan 8th
Bill Gate’s car. NERD! I bet it has the gayest engine...
Jan 8th
Watch
Leprechaun 2: Back to tha Hood - Ninja
super duper hyper LOLZ
Jan 8th
This spitzer shit is re-dickulous *pun...
“My God, how will we tell the children about Governor Spitzer going to a prostitute??” ...
Jan 8th
one more super pimp car
Jan 7th
“all deez bitches be sweatin me”
— me! LOLZ:)
— me! LOLZ:)
Jan 7th
My Top Jams of 2008 yo
1. Beyoncé “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) 2. Lady Gaga “Just Dance” 3. T.I....
Jan 7th
Watch
Sweet Car!!
Jan 7th
mikesfreegifs.com often has the free gifs i...
Jan 7th
“If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.”
— Yogi Berra
— Yogi Berra
Jan 7th
A pic my gf sent LOLZ?!
Jan 7th
another wicked cool car
Jan 6th
dumb blonde joke
Me: Yo 3:17 PMMe: Yo... 3:19 PM
Jered: Whatup 3:25 PM
Me: Nuthin. What u?
Jered: brb
Me: You there? 3:31 PM
Jered: Whatup? 3:33 PM
Me: A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering
Jered: Is this going to be a joke?
Me: Yea fucknaiut
Jered: brb
Jered: yo 3:43 PM
Me: A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!
Jered: yo, i hv to go
Me: Cool
Jan 6th
a really funny quote
… I went to the dmv, or as I like to call it, Satan’s ***hole … - Dane Cook
Jan 6th
Watch
this video is lolz. SNOOOOOOOOOP;)
Jan 6th
Cool car.
Jan 6th