July 2009
3 posts
jokes i made up
1. what do you get when you cross a gay car with a gay guy?
2. there are three rabbis on a bridge and they fall off. while they are falling down one of them says to the other one … i never stold enough money from the other religions! and the other one goes to him … even you are greedy!
3. a biatch with HUGE tites gos into a bar and all these mexican guys are like “thats so...
June 2009
13 posts
cry for help!!!!!
“chair of the department/ i live in an a-fart-ment/ don’t look in the...”
– rap
i was bornda gain. and now im going to give up all my lude and lasivius ways. cuz god has a plan for me like he has a plan for you!!!!!!!!
his plan for me is that there was this MAD hot bitch who was telling people that if they dont love jesus or what they get to go to hell and i was like o.k. ill go up to church and stand up and i love god! YEEEEEEE boyeeeee that’s what GOD HAS the big
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“shut the fuck up up in this piece. shut the fuck up in the game”
– me
thats where they are now
were are they now?
May 2009
8 posts
correctoim
i forgot about my ADOPTED gay brother
9. him. this is what i will do to him
a list of people and cars i think are gay
1. bill clinton i always see him on the news all the time. its like. who even cares?
2. vw bus. i saw one. gay.
3. jayz old and gay
3. stAR trek is actually a gay i saw it on a website one time.
4. pontiac g6 sedan OBVIOUSLY LIKE I EVEN HAVE TO SAYYY
5. aroids
6. zak efron is acatally gay i saw it on a website once time
7. vw bug just liooks like a lumpy pile of gay
pizza
when i say 60, you say 9!
60! -
i trademarkd those last two sayings dont even try to say them without the express written consent of the law : BIATCHE$$$$$$$$$$
“just straight up 69in’ it”
– me
“69in’ it”
– me
April 2009
14 posts
i know i didnt write anything for a whiel cause i was DEPRESSED!
i know its gay to say that but its not so much because its true and there is an important reason is that i didnt get into any collages. to tell the truth i wanted to go to arizona state or universttity of california caz i know there are hottest blond sluts there and you can just drink and dragrace and hangout you dont have to put up...
“I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let...”
– Michael Jordan straight PIMPED YO! YA HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
house boat
watching fast and the furios made me inspired to think aobut writing my own movie called house boat. here is a teaser treailer for the script.
HOUSE BOAT
fade in on to a house boat. there is a fight sceene where a huge black guy runs onto the house boat to fight main character which is a pretty cool guy with spikey hair. he tries to sweep kick him but misses and then punches him with a...
Fast and the Furios Review
Fast and the fusious was only kind of gay and the reason was is that there weren’t as many cool cars as i thought would be good. if they had at least 3 more cars with bigger spoilers that would have been cool and if the cars went faster. the only other thing that could have even possibly have saved it was hardcore fucking between the hot acrtresses and not with VIN DEISEL. he can be in the...
March 2009
9 posts
http://www.shutup.com →
cum
cum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmgbbGJW6ZE →
her name is Ali which is short for alissa. her Dad is a trillionaire and he is going to freaak out when he finds out that i banged his daughter but i dont care because i saw his private sucurity staff and they really look like a bunch of homos
“i’m back from my GAY vacation. and i’m happy to have the internet...”
– me
February 2009
11 posts
my brother
mY brother is so gay that when he got car sick in the car and barfed i just left it there. if my mom is to SUTPID TO DRIVE AND DO 2 things at once and clean up then I said I Will drive. RIGHT OFF A CLIFF you stupid nitwits
